Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Scooby Snacks

Ruh Roh Raggie! Hahahaha...I guess we have figured out why Scooby and Shaggie loved those Scooby Snacks! Damn hippies. Gotta love 'em. Okay guys, these lil' doggies just seem delicious in nature. Great party snack in cookie form. You can make these, guys, as big or as small as you like. I bet it would be fun to put them in the shape of the original Scooby Snack from the beloved cartoon too <3. Another 2.5 leaves out of 5. Here's the scoop:


Ingredients:
2 cups flour
2 eggs       
1 cup dry oatmeal
           
1 tbl vanilla
1/2 cup cocoa
           
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 pound (1 stick) butter

Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl. If there is not enough liquid to mix all ingredients after 5 minutes of stirring, add a tiny amount of milk to aid in mixing of remaining ingredients. Taste batter before cooking and adjust amount of sugar to your liking. Place on a lightly greased cookie sheet and bake for 8 to 12 minutes, depending on how large you made your cookies. Can be cooked for a shorter time for chewier cookies, or a longer time for drier, crisp cookies.

 

Peanut Butter Protein Bars


 Alrighty, you healthy nuts out there. Check out this great protein bar recipe that can be for a diabetic as well. You like all things green? Well, update your cabinet with some cannabutter and get started on this great snack. I'm not a huge health freak, but adding another herb to my collection, can't hurt right? Especially since I love peanut butter, this one seems pretty yummy. Can't wait to try it out and see its effects. These little butter balls of peanut buttery goodness got 2.5 leaves outta five. Here's the scoop:

Ingredients:
2 TBSP no sugar peanut butter
2 TBSP cannabutter, melted
           
1/2 tsp liquid artificial sweetener *saccharin, stevia, liquid Spenda*
           
1/4 cup Splenda or 4 packets Sweet n Low

Directions:
A Recipe for diabetics

Melt peanut butter and butter in microwave or double boiler.

Mix in the sweetener thoroughly.

Add protein powder and stir until able to form a ball. Roll up in a ball and kneed for a few seconds. Separate into even four even portions and roll into balls. Place in refrigerator until firm. Makes 4 servings.

The PB Bars are low carb and sugar free but are a little high on the fat count.



Butterscotch Space Pops


 Alrighty, here we go with our first batch of yummies. These little suckers would be epic for a party (adult of course!) so things get started to a great start. In fact, I will be posting some full-blown meals later on so you can plan events that will have your friends talking for a long time. Anyways, back to business. Not only do these little pops come out looking delicious, they will smell awesome and send you on a great buzz. They got 2 out of 5 leaves from the Stoner's Cookbook. Plus, it's easy. Well, that's what they claim. We will have to wait and find out if I agree, because browsing the recipe...to be honest, doesn't seem easy, but I bet the work will be worth it. Here's the scoop:

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
1/3 cup corn syrup
1/2 cup water
           
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar
1/4 to 1 teaspoon flavoring
           
liquid food coloring
1 to 2 teaspoon(s) citric acid (optional)

Directions:
1. Prepare either a marble slab or an upside-down cookie sheet (air underneath the sheet will help the candy to cool faster), by covering it with parchment paper and spraying it with oil. If you're using molds, prepare the molds with lollipop sticks, spray with oil, and place them on a cookie sheet or marble slab.


2. In your pan, over medium heat, stir together the sugar, corn syrup, water, and cream of tartar with a wooden spoon until the sugar crystals dissolve.


3. Continue to stir, using a pastry brush dampened with warm water to dissolve any sugar crystals clinging to the sides of the pan, then stop stirring as soon as the syrup starts to boil.


4. Place the candy thermometer in the pan, being careful not to let it touch the bottom or sides, and let the syrup boil without stirring until the thermometer just reaches 300degrees F (hard-crack stage).


5. Remove the pan from the heat immediately and let the syrup cool to about 275degrees F before adding flavor, color, cannabis tincture and citric acid (adding it sooner causes most of the flavor to cook away).


CAUTION
Be careful! The sugar syrup is extremely hot! If you burn yourself, run cold water over your hand for several minutes, but do not apply ice.

6. Working quickly, pour the syrup into the prepared molds and let cool for about 10 minutes. If you're not using molds, pour small (2-inch) circles onto the prepared marble slab or cookie sheet and place a lollipop stick in each one, twisting the stick to be sure it's covered with candy. (It helps to have a friend do this since you need to work quickly.)


7. Let the lollipops cool for at least 10 minutes, until they are hard. Wrap individually in plastic wrap or cellophane and seal with tape or twist ties. Store in a cool, dry place.

Tips:
- Don't have any molds? You can simply pour small circles of syrup onto a greased cookie sheet and place sticks in the middle to make pops.

- It's best not to make lollipops on a rainy or humid day. Cooking candy syrup to the desired temperature means achieving a certain ratio of sugar to moisture in the candy. On a humid day, once the candy has cooled to the point where it is no longer evaporating moisture into the air, it can actually start reabsorbing moisture from the air. This can make the resulting candy softer than it is supposed to be.

FAQ:

- Why do I add corn syrup?
Corn syrup acts as an "interfering agent" in this and many other candy recipes. It contains long chains of glucose molecules that tend to keep the sucrose molecules in the lollipop syrup from crystallizing. Lots of sucrose crystals would result in grainy, opaque candy instead of the clear, glassy lollipops you're trying to create.


- What is cream of tartar?
Cream of tartar, or potassium bitartrate, is a fine white powder that is a by-product of the wine-making process. It's derived from argol, or tartar, which forms naturally during the fermentation of grape juice into wine and is deposited on the sides of the wine casks. It is useful in this recipe because it's an acid, another form of "interfering agent," which inverts sucrose into fructose and glucose and thereby helps to prevent crystallization of the sugar syrup.


- Why do I add citric acid?
Citric acid, sold as colorless crystals or powder, is an optional ingredient that adds tartness to fruit-flavored candies. The sour coating on the "super-sour" candies that are so popular today is a mixture of citric acid and sugar. You can find it in many supermarkets, craft stores, and baking supply stores - sometimes it's kept in the Kosher food section and is called "sour salt." It's also what gives fruits such as lemons and limes their sour taste.


- Why do I need to stop stirring after the syrup begins to boil?
At this point, you have dissolved the crystal structure of the sugar. Stirring or other agitation is one of the many factors that can encourage the fructose and glucose molecules in your syrup to rejoin and form sucrose - crystals of table sugar.


- Why do I wash down the sides of the pan?
Again, the sugar crystals are dissolved at this point in the process. A single "seed" crystal of sugar clinging to the side of the pot might fall in and is another factor that can encourage recrystallization.


Some tips for flavoring hard candy
You can use flavoring extracts that are available in the baking supplies section of your local supermarket, such as vanilla, almond, anise, maple, and lemon. Approximately 1 teaspoon of this kind of flavoring should be enough for a batch of lollipops.

There are also highly-concentrated flavorings specifically for candy making, available online or in specialty stores. The flavor choices are almost endless. These usually come in tiny 1-dram (1 teaspoon) bottles, and 1/4 teaspoon should be sufficient to flavor a batch of lollipops.

It's a good idea to have the flavors and colors that you will add to your candy measured out and ready beforehand. You will need to work quickly once the syrup reaches the hard-crack stage because it will harden quickly!

When using stronger flavors such as cinnamon, mint, and cherry, you can use a small amount (about 1/4 teaspoon). Subtler flavors such as lemon, strawberry, orange, and peach require more (1/2 to 1 teaspoon.) You can add about 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract with these flavors to accent them and add a "creamy" flavor.

If you're making several batches, save the stronger flavors for last or they may contaminate the other batches. Be sure to wash all measuring and mixing spoons in between batches as well.

- Hard-Crack Stage
300degrees F - 310degrees F
Sugar concentration: 99%

The hard-crack stage is the highest temperature you are likely to see specified in a candy recipe. At these temperatures, there is almost no water left in the syrup. Drop a little of the molten syrup in cold water and it will form hard, brittle threads that break when bent. CAUTION: To avoid burns, allow the syrup to cool in the cold water for a few moments before touching it!


Let's Get Cooking!

Alrighty, Stoners!

Let's get baking. Now, mind you, I have yet to try any of the recipes that I am about to post (low on cash for weed/considering growing my own), but I promise that when I do, you will be the first to know. Even though experience is sort of lacking at the moment, I wanted to share a few recipes that I found on this website
-----> http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/contents.php <----- These are some of their top recipes that I am going to experiment with first. Make sure to test them out yourself and share your experiences! Later on, I am going to indulge myself with some of my old family recipes that could use a bit of spicing up, if ya get my drift *winky face*

Now now, let's focus. First, I want to explain why I am doing this blog. First, I love to cook and bake. I don't get to do it very often with my job and schooling in the way, but hell, when I do, I love to experiment. Second, I love weed and the feeling of being high. I'm a huge supporter of its being legalized because I am definitely in agreement with its being a harmless plant, not this dangerous drug that we have been led to believe. Not only do I want to keep you updated on delicious foods to bake and create to give you that happy high or crave your insatiable munchies, but I also hope to keep you updated on the legalization of cannabis. Right now, only a few states in the grand US have legalized and it is booming. Check out this wiki-answer on where Mary Jane is fully legal:

 http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_is_marijuana_fully_legal

No country permits free unlimited use of marijuana; in no jurisdiction is it fully legal. Those few areas that permit marijuana use still have many restrictions on it:
  • California allows use of marijuana as a prescription medicine, for its pain-alleviating and relaxant effects; there is a list of conditions for which it may be prescribed.
  • Other areas in the USA have legalised marijuana, but the federal laws of the country trump state laws, making these state and local laws somewhat irrelevant and pointless. However, it is a cloudy issue (given the tangle of statements that is the the Bill Of Rights). Basically, a federal agent may prosecute a person breaking a federal law, but the federal government cannot force or require the state government to assist in such prosecution or investigation and so many users escape punishment.
  • Marijuana in the Netherlands, contrary to popular belief, is illegal. However, the government has a policy of non-enforcement as a separation of 'soft' drugs from 'hard' ones. This involves people who have minimal amounts (5 plants or 5 grams per adult is the guideline amount) not being prosecuted or even investigated. "Coffee shops" are also often left alone, provided they have less than certain amounts on site.
  • India allows its sale for some Hindu rituals. All (legal) sales are made in government-owned shops.
  • Iranians use the seeds as a food, so their use this way is legal. Use as a psychoactive is illegal; however because of the large number of other herbs that are tolerated and legal, prosecution for this is rare.
  • Some other countries allow personal use and some small possession only (cultivation is sometimes permitted; dealing and trafficking are invariably still illegal). They include:
    • Argentina
    • Some states in Australia
    • Belgium
    • Chile
    • Colombia
    • Croatia
    • Czech Republic
    • Germany - if the amount is small, any possessed plant or drugs will be confiscated, but not prosecuted.
    • Macedonia
    • Mexico
    • Peru - possession of limited amounts is legal as long as the person does not possess any other drugs.
    • Portugal
    • Russia
    • Spain
    • Uruguay - personal use is legal but sale is not. The law does not specify an amount regarded as/as not for personal use.
    • Venezuela - possession in small amounts requires a person to take a drug rehabilitation course, but no prosecution.

    Huge debate or no, I love the plant and find the benefits of it much to outweigh the cons (if you can find any *winky face*). One of those benefits is epic meals...so let's get started!